Whatever you give, she will make greater

My neighorhood friend -- wife, mother to two great kids, and a doctor on top of that -- sent me a wonderful quote this morning:

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So . . . if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of _ _ _ _ !



  1. Let's see... if I follow you are basically saying women magnify anything they touch.

    Like I say "you look fine" you hear "What, I don't look FABULOUS?".
    I bring home a pay check, you would say "Where is the bonus"...

    Yep, I think you have nailed the experience from the man's point of view too!

  2. Awe. I think he has a point there, ladies. LOL.